Wheatley was not so sure anymore about chell talking, she DOES talk now and then, but through the tests, its like he's a ghost to her.
But he takes any advantage to get a reponse.
Chell hates testing though.
GLaDOS leaned against the wall watching chell.
Chell didn't like testing, and it was about to drive her mad. She just wanted to walk over to the human, andriod
or whatever he was and punch him in the face.
But of course that wouldn't stop the testing.
"Hey guys, guess what-" CRING! an explosion was heard, and nearly seen in the background of his monitor. "Uhh...nevermind. Hang on." Wheatley vanished
from the monitor.
Chell just rubbed her head and sat down. Hopefully he'd be gone for a long time.
How am I supposed to stop the testing? She looked at his monitor.
She had an alright idea, but it'd probably never work. How would that even-...
"You wouldn't believe what I found out-" He stopped when he saw her sitting down. "Hey! You're supposed to be testing."
Chell walked over to his monitor nervously. GLaDOS would probably laugh at her for this.
She glared for a second. "I don't want to test."
GLaDOS looked over at chell, why would she even stand up now?
"Oh-ho! And why not miss smashy smash?" Wheatley glared.
"I'm pregneat." Chell said.
Wheatley drew away from the monitor. "WHAT!" He sounded nearly angery.
Is he actually believing me? She wanted to burst out laughing, but once she looked at his stare. He was really furious.
It stopped for a second.
"Are you lying? Cause if you are, I-I'd know it." He said.
Chell looked over at GLaDOS and then back at wheatley.
"No. I'm not lying." She crossed her arms.
"And how would you find that out? Hmm?" Wheatley said. "OR-OR even-"
"I'm not a moron, every women would know when she's pregneat."
Wheatley thought of it for a moment. "Uhm..hmm...Oh-oh! Is it cause when women miss-OH I see!" Wheatley said, giving his happy grin, which faded once he
thought about it again.
"WAIT-WHAT! YOU'RE PREGNEAT?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" Wheatley said.
GLaDOS was giggling in the corner.
"Wai-wait, who's the dad?! There's no other man around here. At least fully human."
GLaDOS walked beside chell. "Maybe its the man standing in the monitor."
Chell faced to GLaDOS instantly. Don't get him involved!
"That's impossible. I've never-"
GLaDOS interrupted him again. "You're probably too moronic to even know if you did with her."
Wheatley facepalmed. "I. AM. NOT. A. MORON..."
"It's not me. I WOULD REMEMBER knocking up a braindamaged, jumpsuited test subject."
GLaDOS bursted out laughing.
"But then who IS the dad? Or- partner." Wheatley said, nearly holding it back.
"Yes, chell. Who is the daddy?" GLaDOS also replied, giving a wicked grin.
Aren't you supposed to be on my side.
Chell was a bit silent for a moment.
She tried to think up the name. In one of the dens, it had a name on it..
"Who?" Wheatley leaned over in the monitor.
"You slept with a freak?" GLaDOS crossed her arms.
Chell rolled her eyes.
"But you-Mmmf.." Wheatley glared.
He did have those two robots he found, but he couldn't just KILL chell. She is pregneat, and he could take it as advantage..
"I guess you really can't test after all.." He said. The door opened even without the button being pushed. "Get in the lift."
GLaDOS and Chell were shocked. He really believed it.
They walked into the lift and were brought into a room, chell was left clueless till she heard wheatley again. "Stay in there, I have stuff to attend to."
Chell sat down beside GLaDOS and put down the portal gun.
"I really didn't expect he'd believe it. What a moron!" GLaDOS laughed.
GLaDOS poked chell. "Well, now that's he busy. WE have to find a way to put me back in the body-"
Chell was falling asleep.
"Okay. Maybe we can discuss it after you have a quick nap." GLaDOS said sarcasticly.
GLaDOS was about to slap her then stopped herself.
.....Maybe this once, she should get a BIT of rest. GLaDOS sighed and sat down beside her.